Sunday, 9 September 2012

It's not just for trolls


I seem to keep getting matched with guys I have very little in common with. Some of them have got in contact. Some of them have a couple of similar interests to myself. Two in particular look like old boyfriends. One of which even has the same name and occupation and looks like his old counterpart. A huge ‘NO’ for these guys!

I’m sorry, I have nothing against them as individuals or the exes for that matter, but that route is unhealthy. Going out with someone who looks like a past boyfriend (or girlfriend) is bad for you and for him. You will be reminded of your past and come to expect similar behaviours, jokes, experiences from this person who is completely new to you, apart from their face! (I was not listening to Usher when I wrote this.) This poor guy will be completely baffled at your crazy behaviour which has been affected by how much they remind you of your first boyfriend (or girlfriend) / the one who got away/ the one who got the dog/the one who used to steal your underwear (for instance). It’s not fair on either of you to go there. So do yourselves a favour. Don’t live in the past.

A few days later…

I have noticed, that I am beginning to view matches in a different way. I am trying to shed old habits of judging books by their covers, [relieve your eyebrows of that scandalised rise, we all do it] without too much effort, and I think it’s a good idea to examine people based more on their qualities and values. It’s quite easy to write people off based on a photo on the internet when you’ve never met them and they’re just an image to you.

I have also noticed on the site, that some match profiles and even messages from matches, have words that are underlined. If you click on them it takes you to a survey site. Seemingly even private messages and romance are open to advertising. What did I expect? It’s a dating service and we live in a world of consumerism, maximised profit and marketing.

If you were on a date with a flesh and blood person, would it be normal for your date to ask you to take a survey, offer you an I-phone and flash cards of porn films in front of you? And there I was wondering why I ever suspected Internet dating of being utilitarian.

That’s not to say that I haven’t learnt anything from this experience. I’ve learnt that surprises can come in all shapes and forms. They can be a physical bunch of flowers delivered under your nose, or a metaphysical notion of something you never knew about yourself.

Like surprises, love can come from anywhere and I think that’s where this online dating wants to show us- underneath the clear opportunity to make us pay shiny gold internet coins first.  The taboo is fading. Rumple-Stiltskin isn’t waiting for us underneath a bridge with his laptop plugged in to the hunch on his back, while he tries to convince some poor unsuspecting person that he’s the answer to their lonely dreams. Actually paying those shiny gold coins tends to weed out those not-so-honest trolls.

So if it suits you to do it perhaps you have prosaic career-driven week. Perhaps Friday-night-binge-drinking isn’t opening up any new paths on the love trail. Whatever the reason, if your current lifestyle makes it hard for you to meet Prince or Princess Charming, then maybe you can open up to the possibility that this service could help you get those Sunday night, cold winter cuddles we all like.
Getting to know someone new is exciting. Just make sure you meet in a public place at first. 

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